I JUST WANT HIM TO STOP TRYING TO EAT PLASTIC!! HE'S GOING TO GET SICK (and he won't stop trying because he's a cat and does not UNDERSTAND)

my cat is pmo so much this morning i'm turning into the joker and he's just like lalalala i'm a cat hehe

goin g insane with creative desire . Who knew i just needed to be unshackled to blossom...

you have got 2 stop letting stuff harvest your data to market to you is all i'm saying. deny discord its "checkpoint". it's not too late...

discord wants me to enable it to harvest my data soooo badly. they keep advertising me their checkpoint. girl no get lost

PALIA PATCH TODAYYYYY I'M SO EXCITED!!!

My cat laying pathetically on the floor bc I'm up too early bc he's tired is sooo cute

Comes in here* *goes 2 sleep on tha floor*

i forgot to mention i bought a plant and his name is hhgregg b/c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGTbrYi914

me with my 50 million comm ideas looking @ my defenseless friend: hi

ys7 hundersd bacthrooms,/ in clusters. great roomk; with THREE sinks. and then across the way diagonally with another kitchen there. no sink

*while rotoscoped like a Smiling Friends character* *does like 6 kick flips and breaks my ankle* *holds it like Peter Family Guy*

My kibby passwd his blood and urine tests but now he gotta pass a fecal and an xray & my wallet hurts AAAHHH (thats me yellin)

ohhhh i shaved thank goddddd my facial hair was 2mm long and sooo itchy *shakes hair off allover in here like a dog*

everyone become hairy NOW!!!!! i will comb for us

I got in!! I'm rabid!!! I'M EXCITEDDDDDD

vgen let me log in!!! Or else!!!!!!

Thinking about bugs & how i can't save them all...

this is the first year i've gone to subeta for the advent calendar and found it not up yet a few hours into the first...

man i defo need to get back on some kind of anxiety medication this is unbearable