My cat laying pathetically on the floor bc I'm up too early bc he's tired is sooo cute

Comes in here* *goes 2 sleep on tha floor*

i forgot to mention i bought a plant and his name is hhgregg b/c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGTbrYi914

me with my 50 million comm ideas looking @ my defenseless friend: hi

ys7 hundersd bacthrooms,/ in clusters. great roomk; with THREE sinks. and then across the way diagonally with another kitchen there. no sink

*while rotoscoped like a Smiling Friends character* *does like 6 kick flips and breaks my ankle* *holds it like Peter Family Guy*

My kibby passwd his blood and urine tests but now he gotta pass a fecal and an xray & my wallet hurts AAAHHH (thats me yellin)

ohhhh i shaved thank goddddd my facial hair was 2mm long and sooo itchy *shakes hair off allover in here like a dog*

everyone become hairy NOW!!!!! i will comb for us

I got in!! I'm rabid!!! I'M EXCITEDDDDDD

vgen let me log in!!! Or else!!!!!!

Thinking about bugs & how i can't save them all...

this is the first year i've gone to subeta for the advent calendar and found it not up yet a few hours into the first...

man i defo need to get back on some kind of anxiety medication this is unbearable

chicken alfredo prob one of the best things ever made

Hungry 4 some roast beast

@ tha vet

Help this artist I follow get verified ktysm https://vgen.co/punstar

ahhh the sun is so nice today...

my boy glack!