why did i think direct linking typefaces from google fonts wouldn't be terrible on privacy and performance

i need to start saying "slay" again whenever anything good happens

fish is usb

being a fucking idiot and not knowing anything useful is so hard i didn't choose to be like this

pinterest is such a terrible website noscript thinks it's doing an xss attack on me

i might be too stupid for linux but we persevere anyway. at least my laptop doesn't overheat every 10 mins

hello from linux mint

my bowels are so mad at me

i went to penis town... you won't believe what i saw

our new "smart" coffee machine is being awfully parasocial

going through body horror 24/7

i think i need an endless supply of ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream sandwiches

nothing gets between me and my tiramisu

double denim today

ben & jerry's ice cream sandwich

i love japanese and italian and levantine food. i'm so hungry

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

normal people (boring): "i wonder how my friends are doing" me (fun, transcends friendship): "i wonder how my miis are doing"

goodbye hightschool hello tomodachi life

so excited for my copy of tomodachi life to arrive