my website header redirects to my neocities profile now... isn't that cute and cool

can my brain stop thinking so i dont have to post on status.cafe every millisecond

i love how england and york wasn't enough for america so they thought "hmm what if we make NEW york and NEW england"

stardew valley wiki is way too fun to look through

i can hear everything in this building, its gonna drive me insane someday

i need to do less things.............. i must become vegetable

i enjoy men with long hair

wish i wasnt so scared to attempt 💔

oddly miss that 5 hr train

ppl who tell others to s/h r soo fucking annoying

sex horny :(

i need to master the grid layout

when i first made my art page on my website i thought to myself "i really need a lot of drawings on here" but now i just have way too much

i got an absolute bitch ass headache bro like the most obnoxious stereotypical type headache

eating cheese and crackers i feel like wallace rn

bro i smell burning all i did was turn my heater on..?? in my burning to death era

do not make good art or i will eat it, so don't draw or else it'll dissapear ok

my cock is much bigger than yooouuuurrrss

*sees attractive person/character* omg i want them to adopt me

alex turner made every british stereotype sexy and i honestly fw that