our new "smart" coffee machine is being awfully parasocial

going through body horror 24/7

i think i need an endless supply of ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream sandwiches

nothing gets between me and my tiramisu

double denim today

ben & jerry's ice cream sandwich

i love japanese and italian and levantine food. i'm so hungry

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

normal people (boring): "i wonder how my friends are doing" me (fun, transcends friendship): "i wonder how my miis are doing"

goodbye hightschool hello tomodachi life

so excited for my copy of tomodachi life to arrive

i'm eating rations right now (mashed potatoes and gravy)

i accidentally slept without my retainers so now i have to wear them when i'm awake so they don't hurt the next time

i love earl grey tea

coffee ☕

took a shower and changed my bedsheets last minute so i might have the best sleep of my life

i have been getting an itch to experiment with food recipes

I was cursed (or perhaps blessed) by an evil fucking wizard to be a cat for the rest of eternity

i am so bitter and need to take a shower before i post something controversial on main

so glad i'm leaving discord soon i don't care about your fucking nameplates