today was soooo boring

I'm sexy and I- *coughs loudly* and- *coughs louder*

how big of a deal is ending a question halfw

"your jokes are bad" wdym jokes these are my life updates

subscribing via Atom feels very limiting, I'd subscribe via Molecule for a stronger bond

rapadura may be sweet, but it ain't no cotton candy

he may not be Jesus, but he's still Fox McCloud

I wish I had more charming qualities other than being a literal anteater

seeking attention from people online by posting nonsense is hella sexy if you ask me

my wallet is so cool, such a shame that I have no money

no worries babe, I know my way around browser engines

we're so fucking back