congratulations for july on their fourth, no idea what was their third but everyones deserves to be happy!!

you know what's funny...? if you do. Please let me know...

I really liked the idea of playing as a beautiful anthro woman and not giving a damn about level design

who the hell is LastPass? I trust all my passwords to my secretary Shirley

oh man you gotta love pharmacies, they have everything... painkillers, deodorants, laxative, Faber-Castell® pencils...

we all eat food, so we’re all into vore somehow (if you’re willing to get really technical about it)

sorry for being mean to your tiger plushie, I'm a better man now

can I pay with leaves? I mean, money is paper, right? you gotta agree with me that money (gestures sixsevenly with hands) is just paper and

I can assure you that I'm on normal levels of stupidness, so make yourself at home

whatever, God is Brazilian

today was soooo boring

I'm sexy and I- *coughs loudly* and- *coughs louder*

how big of a deal is ending a question halfw

"your jokes are bad" wdym jokes these are my life updates

subscribing via Atom feels very limiting, I'd subscribe via Molecule for a stronger bond

rapadura may be sweet, but it ain't no cotton candy

he may not be Jesus, but he's still Fox McCloud

I wish I had more charming qualities other than being a literal anteater

seeking attention from people online by posting nonsense is hella sexy if you ask me

my wallet is so cool, such a shame that I have no money