shouldn't've watched the newest iwtv episode so late i don't want to sleep i want to think abt my beautiful princess with a disorder (louis)

i love clown meat my friend clown meat

i think something in my brain just switched and now i like avocado? what happened

i missed the northern lights bc i assumed they wouldn't be visible where i live.........

ough ouch ow my knees

why is all my text all the way over there. stretch out a little. make yourself comfortable

just tried pineapple on pizza for the first time and i gotta say it's ridiculous that this is a point of contention. it's good man

it's silencing absolute hill out there

i love movies. don't watch them though. every day i watch fewer movies than you could ever imagine.

oh god too much cumin. send help

everybody do the wenis. the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance

thought this haircut would make me look cool and butch but instead i look like a middle school boy

why do my existential crises all happen exclusively at 2AM when I'm trying to sleep. need more conveniently timed fear of mortality

in a parasocial relationship with a mutual on bookwyrm who hasn't posted in a month. I miss you internet stranger

I love rain I should get to have work off every time it rains...this is the weather for sleeping

desperate acts of capitalism podcast has been back for 8 months and nobody told me???

fat ham is running at a local theater but the afternoon showings are on days I work. I would like to see it...

i had so many thoughts i was planning on sharing but the minute my account was activated they all left my head

fingers crossed the podiatrist can do something about my jacked up feet