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Howdy, I'm Salty. (F/26/USA)

🧌 You can find me crouched like a little goblin behind a computer screen staring at website code, or possibly in my backyard casting spells with my three cats and my wife.

⚒️ I'm currently hyperfixated on crafting my website (linked above), documenting my extensive old tech and software collection, and cranking out drum'n'bass tracks.


saltedslug 👀 1 day ago

i have this ominous feeling that really shitty homages to great old RTS games are going to flood steam this year...

saltedslug 💤 21 days ago

I started a new IT job this week. It's been really good so far, but it's so exhausting to learn a whole new network and systems.

saltedslug 💤 26 days ago

month 2 of insomnia is a real killer

saltedslug 👽 30 days ago

Just released the third revision and new layout of my website!!! Go check it outtttt it's so sick

saltedslug 💻 37 days ago

coding away on the new edition of my website. i've been saying that for months and months now. but i am actually making progress i swear.

saltedslug 🙂 109 days ago

posted a new round of .gifs to!!!

saltedslug 🎶 143 days ago

I just booked the first show for my new music project in a friend's basement. It's been awhile and I'm STOKED!

saltedslug 🙂 148 days ago

anxiously awaiting my new guitar in the mail, have been chained to the ups update page adhd waiting for the entire afternoon

saltedslug 👀 149 days ago

I made a new side project website - - it's a .gif archive. Hope you enjoy :)

saltedslug 🛹 152 days ago

The wife and I watched the OG Fast & Furious movie last night, and it was way better than I remember. So campy and gay, honestly. The fits!!

saltedslug 🥺 154 days ago

I am simping for my wife extra hard today because she got a septum piercing and it looks SO GOOD!!! She was so excited about it, i love her!

saltedslug 🎶 161 days ago

I would love to know consumer statistics about which GTA: San Andreas radio stations were the most popular to choose..

saltedslug 🤩 163 days ago

The wife and I made dinner together tonight, and it was delicious. Pancakes w/ nectarines, bacon, and walnuts chopped up n sauteed in syrup.

saltedslug 🎬 166 days ago

My wife has never seen Sam Raimi's masterpiece, Spiderman. I am showing it to her right now, and god it's even better than I remember! 10/10

saltedslug 🌙 169 days ago

my wife and i watch a movie almost every night and rate them in a little spreadsheet. tonight's movie is, "the last unicorn"

saltedslug ❄️ 184 days ago

first day in forever it's below 100 degrees outside. feels like fall, and i'm living for it

saltedslug 🔥 189 days ago

120 degree heat index yesterday. this shit bites.

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