all i think about is my wife and the gym.. what have i become?

woe is me

spending all my time at the gym these days, getting shredded for the end of the world

there is nothing new under the sun...

weeeee

anybody play torn? :P https://www.torn.com/4206453

can't stop thinking about my playthrough of "NORCO"

obsessed with "that dog." possibly the most slept on girl band of the late '90s???

got some new stuff up on itch.io if anyone is interested <3

i rebuilt houdini mag from the ground up - https://houdinimagazine.com

why the fuck is sports betting allowed straight from your TV

eating [oysters + cream cheese + triscuits] listening to [eyeless by slipknot]

Happy 21st bday to RUTracker, best torrent site on the 'Net <3

My "SLUG SELECTIONS" column for this month is up over at HOUDINI Magazine!!! https://erikhoudini.com/#post?id=803219

drunk on the HOUDINIWEEN cratediggers advent calendar <3 https://erikhoudini.com/the_crypt/halloween2025/crates

new HOUDINI mag issue out now!! there's a couple SALTY P. SLUG articles in here :) https://houdini-magazine.itch.io/houdini-magazine-issue-3

there was a kowloon walled city-themed arcade in Japan until 2019 called Warehouse Kawasaki

our A/C done broke and i'm tired of being sweaty

dame tu cosita (ay!)

if you haven't visited my links page recently.... grab a bottle of water, click on it, and prepare to read a megalist for the ages <3