they'll let you surf all afternoon, give you cookies and balloons, and some pocket cash to spend

i got new sheets and they are the comfiest effing thign my life is changed forever everything is amazing

enjoy ur body... use it in any way u can... dont be afraid of what other people think of it when its the greatest instrument you'll ever own

sorry that your girlfriend's debut play elicited a decidedly mixed response from preview audiences dude

i'm not everything i want to be yet but im a lot of things i wanted to be 2 years ago and what a wonderful thing it is to realize that

do you know you're all my very best friends