i think people keep looking at my site from my twitter and then joining status.cafe because How the fuck did marbles know this exists

i'm hungry i want to go get wendy's- oh right i'm POOR!!

everything is easier when you have giant lasers!

wuuooahhhhhhhh :3

608 is our greatest legal liability

i LOVE my gf >///<

moving the neocities site to serv00!!!!!

GRAAAHHHHH how to learn php in less than 3 seconds send help

still gay still horny still depressed. life is normal.

my friend finally created a twitter!! this is amazing i can bother them even MORE now!!

aaaa i'm eepy now...

check out the update to the site!!! [ https://uykolyxdotnet.neocities.org/ ]

finally getting to working on the new site!!

back on pc!!!

FINALLY i can update my site tomorrow (for real this time!!)

NEVERMIND they forgot my charger T_T

PLEASE email me!!!

VERY suicidal but i manage to hide it well... till i choose not to

i'm gonna cry

remind me to update the ulyx.net css soon ;w;