high school boys are an entirely different breed and teaching them is a method of torture i`ve subjected myself to unforch

explained in class that 25% of earths water is fresh & that 70% of the brain is water and some kid is like “i bet it’s freshwater” & i just.

got a whole bunch of zim stuff from my sister who came back from a trip i am overjoyed yeeeee

*sniffs* oop i smell a new hyperfixation coming...

ok so i rewatched hairspray and 27 dresses after i watched hop the other day and. yeah. i remember why i crushed on james marsden as a kid

MY SISTER’S ON VACAY N SHE JUST COPPED ME THE FIRST VOLUME OF SHOULDER-A-COFFIN KURO WHICH I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SINCE 2011 AAAAAAA

watching hop (2011) for literally no other reason than i just remembered it existed

just got my schedule for the all-boys hs i transferred to and i have THREE classes assigned to me AND THEY'RE ALL FRESHMEN,,,LORD HAVE MERCY

updated the website after like a year of not being able to touch it with a ten foot pole!!! yippee!!!

my strawpage hit 2.8k views omg??? i didn't even pay attention to the views for a while but last time i checked i had 900 like woah lol

MY FRIENDS ARE DRUNK ON SAKE IM SICK FROM THIS DASANI ITS FREEZING IN MILWAUKEE IM DRESSED LIKE GWEN STEFANI

waterparks wins again!!! jinx is such a good album omg. mirage and no no no no no are my fave tracks so far <3

all my 9th graders passed their finals and got their diplomas i am literally ELATED, proudest teacher ever btw i love these critters <33

it's been months since i updated or did any work on my website...i have no motivation anymore :((

i genuinely love when people online ask me about being a teacher. like yes 100% let me break the weird stigma netizens have about us for you

I FINALLY GOT THE JVC CRT TV I’VE BEEN AFTER FOR SO LONG FOR A GREAT PRICE AND IT’S IN SUCH GOOD CONDITION I’M SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!

“the new guy hates you” good. i’ve made it my mission to repel corrupt misogynistic middle-aged men and make their lives a living hell <3

sat outside mindin my own business when all of a sudden i hear my neighbour/cousin’s kid screaming the coffin dance in the form of WO WO WOs

sittin in my room 10 am on a saturday cutting up marshmallows for cereal bars im probably gonna eat at 3pm,,, what is my life???

mom sent me a vid of a monkey in a yellow labubu dress cleaning her room & wrote “look at how she tidies her room so nice not like u” im DED