coining the term "caramel quadshot bukkakiatto" to describe any super sweet coffee beverage that gets me bouncing off the walls

toreador state of mind, nosferatu lifestyle

i need to surround myself with y2k webcore to keep going, i believe

if i were born in 2018 my sexual awakening would have been making my fortnite lizard man do the floss emote on repeat

eyeballing baking measurements with a 70% recipe success rate makes me feel like i did my mama proud

i think it'll all be ok!

finally remedied my phone anxiety! google voice on PC + headset + runescape. the disembodied voice on the other line can't hurt me anymore😎

kinda wish this morning's power outage lasted longer! the silence of dead machines soothed me <3

i love you statuscafe i love you neocities i love you ecoterrorist tumblr girlies

thinking abt the Underground Man and his elaborate scheme to bump into a dude bc he's tired of being the person who steps aside on sidewalks

the machine at my local laundromat granted me a free wash cycle today.. another win for trans rights

cure your depression with one weird trick: make tangible progress on a goal for the first time in 3 weeks

trying really hard lately to not say "bigly" or "epic style" when "a lot" would suffice

morning mood boost: discovered a new way to wear my favorite scarf! i'm enjoying the stylish flair of a lil TWIMST

need for speed: hot pursuit is the only valid copaganda game

the siren song of my incomplete webbed site calls me to action

it's summer now!

fully addicted to guild wars 2!! i just feel immense pressure at all times to save the quaggans

my bones ache for team fortress 2 .. gotta wish a merry smissmas to all my blorbos

i put one (1) carolina reaper pepper in my tofu scramble and it took me out all day .. finally regained enough HP to stand up