office labor and home labor and psychic labor forever and ever

coining the term "caramel quadshot bukkakiatto" to describe any super sweet coffee beverage that gets me bouncing off the walls

toreador state of mind, nosferatu lifestyle

i need to surround myself with y2k webcore to keep going, i believe

if i were born in 2018 my sexual awakening would have been making my fortnite lizard man do the floss emote on repeat

eyeballing baking measurements with a 70% recipe success rate makes me feel like i did my mama proud

i think it'll all be ok!

finally remedied my phone anxiety! google voice on PC + headset + runescape. the disembodied voice on the other line can't hurt me anymore😎

kinda wish this morning's power outage lasted longer! the silence of dead machines soothed me <3

i love you statuscafe i love you neocities i love you ecoterrorist tumblr girlies

thinking abt the Underground Man and his elaborate scheme to bump into a dude bc he's tired of being the person who steps aside on sidewalks

the machine at my local laundromat granted me a free wash cycle today.. another win for trans rights

cure your depression with one weird trick: make tangible progress on a goal for the first time in 3 weeks

trying really hard lately to not say "bigly" or "epic style" when "a lot" would suffice

morning mood boost: discovered a new way to wear my favorite scarf! i'm enjoying the stylish flair of a lil TWIMST

need for speed: hot pursuit is the only valid copaganda game

the siren song of my incomplete webbed site calls me to action

it's summer now!

fully addicted to guild wars 2!! i just feel immense pressure at all times to save the quaggans

my bones ache for team fortress 2 .. gotta wish a merry smissmas to all my blorbos