horse gambling has found a new medium: pocket card jockey

We got the torture labyrinth tomorrow

to do: china

the wolf of wall street (2013)'s biggest flaw is being 3 hours long so cryptobros don't get past the first hour

NEW DON'T STARVE GAME

i just bought a car i think i'm going to die

dude how did they fuck up the mega abilities this bad

pokemon champions in 2 days

i just ohko'd a blissey in pearl and got a diploma family and died in the time it took for the health bar to deplete

at a restaurant: sign says police discount add 50%

i just saw a male and female protagonist together

FUCK CRASHER WAKE

tornado watch o.O

having fun watching my friends succeed :D

I am roaming the wild wild west...

my name is theodore roosevelt

i've been expecting you

mf in mock trial doesn't know the definition of ambiguity

i sleep

i really can't believe you can just put stuff down wherever you want