i can’t believe what saves me from being late is a dream about farting (or should i say dreaming about farting saved my butt)

wasting time (aha)

after thinking for a while i decided that i dont wanna think anymore (not w/o the sinking fear of what looms on the horizon)

as always i’m regretting this

how long will doing the washing-up take this time? my bet's on 40min

I WANT TO SLEEP AWAUWUWOO

installed userscript extension, is invincible >:3

i dont feel so good

why am i like this

*smack my past self* why didn’t i use the sort by kudos function earlier

man i’m bad at this

*gesture to previous 2 statuses* this have gotta be my peak comedy moment

in the mood for sighing a lot. and crying too i guess.

as always, my armpit’s smell don’t taste so good today

is it just me or i used my phone so much my face looks kinda disfigured (uhhh help)

despairing to see the fandom don’t share the same thought as I do…

luffy in cold weather (punk hazard) is so cute!!

head hurtie head owwie :((

(re-)reading OP through the night like it’s a good decision (can you believe i got into this just bc i wanted to see sabo in the reverie???)

people who yawn (obnoxiously) in their sleep scare me