Anhingas are god's best birds. props for that i guess.

i desired a cookie, i got a cookie. Veni, vidi, vici.

idk why but i find myself craving to eat berries in the wilderness (and the ones that come to mind are poisonous ones)

i didnt go trick or treating but it was a treat to eat the halloween candy nobody took cause it rained here

it gives me so much gender euphoria to devour a plate of plain macaroni

spooky scary skeletons

band that dresses exclusively in beekeeper outfits

i dont like being sick guys if only there was a way to surgically remove the flu fluid from my body aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

pluhhhh

the masculine urge to make your profile picture a photo of spider-man

the flavor foley

i saw some pretty cool looking clouds today

css pseudo elements save me

you never know how much a swamphen looks like an actual hen until its bathing outside your window

i think its website time again boys i scrapped the first one cause it was too plain now its time to get weirder and also use iframes

RIP dolly parton, true trans ally 💔

dentists

RIP eleanor forte

just found that my bread rolls were also sliced horizontally. life is odd.

my period stopped as soon as i finished watching the tadc finale... that can only mean one thing... tadc cured my period.