hetgems dont exist, stop spreading propaganda. "b-but this couple" shhhhh shhhhh i don't wanna hear it.

the worst person you know just told you that "bruce lee told himself he was amazing everyday and he became super famous" to motivate you

i wanna do karaoke sooo bad, i yearn to sing, let me sing

PEARLUXE CORP WILL FALL, PEARL WILL FALL, THE IPC WILL FALL.

12k steps, i feel so slug

i don't think any of you should perceive sunday actually. if you guys are gonna keep acting like fools maybe you just shouldn't see him.

went to a new cafe 😭😭😭 ordered the best matcha ive ever had 😭😭😭 now out of matcha because i only ordered a medium 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I RUIN EVERYTHING I TOUCH.

was about to take a shower then i got distracted so i made myself coffee then i remembered my shower but now i have to finish my coffee

guy who's way too into status cafe: dude i really need to update my status

"i want a macbook neo so bad" i say as my chonker of a gaming laptop starts blaring it's fans at me and overheating as revenge.

hello this is my impression of the worst hsr character *ahem* hello my name is sparxie/sparkle. that was my impression, thank you.

feeling: delulu ⋆˙⟡ https://youtu.be/5mhVMpRpVFg?si=82IlvAJ-oR9k7qnB

LEON IM SORRY FOR SLANDERING U I LOVE U BRO YOURE THE GOAT YOURE SO COOL IM SO SORRY YOUR FANS ARE JUST ANNOYING IMMSORRYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ate the aespa winter shin ramyun then turned gay #supernova

that one gay friend you try to ignore: dude you HAVE to play resident evil requiem

analysing every second of re9 by capcom. 0:00 - silence, black screen, implying that the game has not started yet.

RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM OUT NOW LIKE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM SOON, LIKE TOMORROW, THE NIGHT BEFORE RESIDENT EVIL, SOON.

that feeling when resident evil requiem is really soon (giving up on the countdown, ive embarassed myself in front of the whole statuscafe)