Yall ever be doing ur haircare routine and suddenly understand why ascetic monks often shave their heads

soooooooo eepy lately

“They're mad about capitalism generally but somehow making it about women.” so real, random redditor

🗣️ POP IT, LOCK IT, CRUMP IT, DROP IT, TWIST IT, SHAKE IT, BOP IT — stop it.

catch me out here with a weak constitution, shitty disposition, and wack proposition

cluster headache

wow, crazy that if i take my meds in 2 doses instead of all at once out of laziness, i DON'T get a ton of weird side effects :o

wow... new apothecary diaries and a new update for tsuki odyssey soon? good morning

Its crazy how mad people get if you point out that being underweight is literally more deadly than being overweight lol

i wonder what its like to not have a fucking headache

i hate being a renter. i would be 1/100th as stressed if i could actually FIX the shit that i know is broken. but im "not allowed"

The poet must not avert their eyes.

Main character syndrome is out, forgotten hero complex is in

I wonder when I’m gonna start seeing think piece articles about the rise of perfectionism and how it’s poisoning society, because like… lol

people be playing their ~favorite~ games for ~fun~ like "im not here to make friends, im here to WIN"

Sprinkling “I think” in my sentences like parsley so that people know I’m never sure about anything

ok you know im tired if i dont react to the toaster popping 💀

soon you’ll see the truth of the act, aaa God I hope to stay in tact

im so tired i just feel like crying lowkey

plato and diogenes had to get into a fist fight like, at least once right