I need to thrift for clothes to cut up

Hey if you work at a bagel shop i hope you know that blUEBERRY AND CINNAMON RAISIN ARE NOT SERVICEABLE ALTERNATIVES FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!

its still alien to me that people... like me? just enjoy my presence? not what i can do for them?? weird

do it wrong, but do it anyways

Man just shut up

get over the stage fright, the spotlight isn't going anywhere

Ive spent today reading and smoking weed

if you look at flavors on a molecular level, they're kinda just playing tetris

how hard is it to just take me seriously about my health!!!! for fucks sake

just realized that TOOBOE reminds me of The Strokes (Room on Fire album specifically)

tightfisted and clinging or palms wide open, welcoming the severed thread

if i get bored, i'll throw it away

nooooooo my hot chips are too hot 😔

i fucking HATE STIIZY SO MUCH FUCK THEIR SHITTY CHEAP DABS WHY DOESNT ANYONE CARRY GOOD PRODUCT ANYMORE AAAAAAAA

I love when my cooking advice is helpful for someone aw

all spiders are females by default to me because i just assume the males are already dead (or hiding and clinging to their measly lives)

*guy writing out 8 paragraph replies on reddit* “im SO emotionally healthy! You wouldnt BELIEVE how well adjusted i am!!!”

everything in moderation, including moderation

Ughhhhhhh im having the hardest time eating today

MWAH please please, i want you so bad, call my name and anytime I'll come hither 💗