Curiosity motherfucker, do you have any?

Whew am i glad i decided not to have kids rn, fuck this country

harem? i hardly know 'em!

sick of it here (my head)

if you don't owe anyone anything, then other people don't owe you shit either lol

I love handing out candy on Halloween

Seasonal reminder that shopping is not a hobby

she jack my lantern til i.... fuck i ran out of words

screeching untold horrors into the world bc my bread didn't rise, but like, casually

toxic traits are out vices are back in

head so empty it hurts to think

The childish inability to control my own emotions strikes again

Everyone manifest normal, dreamless sleep for me ok? thnx

always shocking when people find value in my words. im just some pompous asshole who thinks too highly of my own inner monologue idk man

I used to wear my bleeding heart on my sleeve but it just bled all over my nice things

a seemingly small task that gets larger the longer u look at it

Grip so tight she accidentally strangles anything she loves

Sengoku Youku is criminally underrated

*reading the opening lyrics to Father - The Front Bottoms* haha (what the fuck)

i hate eating peanut butter. not bc the flavor but bc i really wanna chew it and that doesnt rly get you anywhere