Always one step forward and two fucking steps back huh?

"a whisper of personality on this page thats otherwise so dry its basically kindling" wow i dont remember saying this at all but go off me

valentines day AND apothecary diaries episode day today

indian food - ordered

WAIT! don't mess with me, or it's divine punishment - nosebleed incoming!

back on my bullshit (rewatching tsukimichi again)

pickles are just savory sour candy

It feels sacrilege when I’m watching something on Crunchyroll and hear the Universal studio opening

oh, how sweet to hear the cheering of an oft sneering crowd

what even is "the real world" anyways?

it would be SO COOL if this little muscle in my armpit would stop fucking spasming. please.

you ever eat a pickle and feel the electrolytes helping your synapses fire?

going crazy like a beast. that's my punishment for not being able to act

like a fine toothed comb. of rage.

Just found a bioluminescent millipede while walking my cat this morning, what a cool start to the day

Yall ever be doing ur haircare routine and suddenly understand why ascetic monks often shave their heads

soooooooo eepy lately

“They're mad about capitalism generally but somehow making it about women.” so real, random redditor

🗣️ POP IT, LOCK IT, CRUMP IT, DROP IT, TWIST IT, SHAKE IT, BOP IT — stop it.

catch me out here with a weak constitution, shitty disposition, and wack proposition