i love april fools when i do silly jokez. i hate april fools when my housemates pretend we're getting evicted

today i saw a play in a gay bar i love theater people

saw local production of rent last night i love theater people

i love theater people

my friends can't plan for shit they were supposed to be here yesterday

reunited with kitty <3 <3

yesterday i listened to loser baby 15 times in a row (something is wrong with my brain)

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO MY SITE!!!

i love that i'm the type of person with a signature hairstyle

is he a maaaaaan... or is he a dolphin (is he a dolphin)

if i have to show my thesis to anybody rn i will keel over and die

massivehugetits

ive had 2 encounters with the same jar of pickles being carried by 2 different people in the past day

yesterday was the longest day of my life

yesterday was so long i started wondering why i was wearing the same outfit several days in a row

tfw a dolphin man steals your sister

what do you mean i'm sick AGAIN

jacques derrida i'll see you in hell

i love academia people (sarcasm)

once again descending into the pit of despair