whitman was right... i do contain multitudes

got bit by a spider am i turning into spiderman

MELTED MY BRAIN

getting zooted off of mai tais at the white wine mom party

IM SO SNEEPY

CHICAGO.... chicagoooo

mmmm campfire smell

SUNBURNT

yaaaay childcare

disc golf is the stupidest worst sport ever

i don't wanna go to work tomorrowwwww

ben platt did not win the best actor in a musical tony award plot twist

ben platt did not win the best actor in a musical tony award plot twist

ben platt did not win the ben platt wins the best actor in a musical tony award plot twist

ben platt wins the best actor in a musical tony award calling it right now

i'm so tired #antiwork

im so tired #antiwork