i love that i'm the type of person with a signature hairstyle

is he a maaaaaan... or is he a dolphin (is he a dolphin)

if i have to show my thesis to anybody rn i will keel over and die

massivehugetits

ive had 2 encounters with the same jar of pickles being carried by 2 different people in the past day

yesterday was the longest day of my life

yesterday was so long i started wondering why i was wearing the same outfit several days in a row

tfw a dolphin man steals your sister

what do you mean i'm sick AGAIN

jacques derrida i'll see you in hell

i love academia people (sarcasm)

once again descending into the pit of despair

I HATE ACADEMIA

i hate you past me for wanting to write a thesis

im so single *sob*

the theater department owns my mortal soul

yippee!

all i gotta do is make it through saturday

currently trapped in a long battle with the essay from hell (i'm losing)

every day i say "i'll do it tomorrow" <- lying