may the new year bring nothing but sweetness and joy

too awake to go to sleep too sleepy to stay awake.....so annoying. pick one, body!!!

body is. so full of water. mmmm delicious wooter

having a mental crisis and no one to talk to about it is. fun or something

on the verge of getting a burst of energy, but not quite there yet

seeing someone go absolutely feral over a video game (or anything else really) is so beautifully infectious

the water has returned thank the universe!!! (and u know the guys who actually fixed it)

beat the main story of plza. oough. our eyes hurt

what do u mean no water until thursday, cmon mate, the body needs a shower, it feels so disgusting....

mmmm work on webbed site or vimmy gaem????

past nitwatt, why were you so sad and volatile? surely there were better ways to express these feelings

popping back into status cafe again cause guess who's trying to finally make a website

fell down the balatro hole whoopsie daisy

if i buy a baseball bat and a bunch of nails off walmart will that look suspicious

i need someone to come to my house and just break my leg, need that nice broken bone pain in me

think we should shut down all social media and go back to forums until people learn to behave themselves

mmmm think it's time for me to start ignoring the internet/society and getting lost in video games for a while. again

everything has made me murderous i think, i don't want redemption arcs i want BLOODSHED KILL THEM YOU FOOLS

so instead of getting depressed and gloomy about things i just get murderous and want people to die, is that concerning?

golly gee i sure hope i don't regret eating all that