How to get 8 hrs of sleep in 4

I don't care for who you are until you pay for who you've been.

I never thought a soccer team would make an enemy out of me but here we are.

I bought a hutch for my computer desk, so of course I'm now going to rearrange my ENTIRE apartment.

Having nothing to do for once for the remainder of this this week (besides the usual, work) is so fucking freeing.

VOTE

Goodreads killed their RSS feeds which means I gotta go back to using their ugly ass widget on my website... I hate it here.

It's my birthday month 😎

I think I'm sick... Steak will heal me.

Dot your i's and cross your t's

I wish I could secret shop a secret shopper because some of them are very dumb and not "secret" at all.

They got dick physics in GTA VI

They put crack in 7-Eleven donuts.

"Why are you selling dreams of who you wish you could be? A prince in all of the magazines." - https://youtu.be/f_gkoKnaDc0

Dysfunction kicking in.

Got back on Fortnite for the first time in a WHILE and somehow, I still got it 😈

Why yes, I am above you, for it was you who placed on me the pedestal...

Okay so three shifts in and I can confidently say that my new job is a shit show lmao

"And when you live in the ocean, treading to stay afloat, you eventually get the feeling that one day, inevitably, there will be nowhere for you to go but down." - https://theoutline.com/post/7267/living-with-passive-suicidal-ideation

Transcendence.