if i reach 10k page views on my 21st birthday i will drink 21 beers

i've never been a natural, all i do is try

i know that it's over

STATUSCAFE NEVER DIE AGAIN

excited to spend my entire fall break working on statistics assignments. political science why

i'm not sure why everyone is death-of-the-authoring about the commentary. is it because the deer is a misogynist

despite loving guestbook messages whenever i get an email notif telling me there's a new one i'm like oh god oh fuck what did i do now

well-traveled? well-read? oh god, she makes me so upset!

i'd hold you as the water rushes in, if i could dance with you again

were you a sleeper cell spy? in 50 years will all this be declassified?

your poetry's bad, and you blame the news

6k neocities views. very scary. where are people coming from..

morning class is cancelled. so obviously i will stay up until an insane hour and wake up at 12pm. normal

many new site updates all at once woah !!

do not drink coffee before bed.

i love adhd. just drank coffee at 9pm for the taste and instantly got 10x more sleepy

He was forced to be treasurer of his college org

time flies, messy as the mud on your truck tires

that desktop pet/chibi thing i see all over twitter looks cute but why do i feel like it's malware

GARY I NEED TO TAKE A NAP