Washing machines are such an important invention that we don’t even have to say what they wash, we all just know.

Not sure why I’m surprised the mushroom flavoured potato chips taste like mushrooms

I’m annoyed with whoever at Microsoft decided LINQ’s projection function should be called Select.

Don’t read The Wanting Seed. It’s crap

New books

They lost my package. I can just feel it

Nitpick

Backrooms didn't have enough backrooms.

Why can’t my package be here now?

“Linux doesn’t need the terminal, last time I used it was November.” My mom on Windows last used it fucking never!

Looking forward to meeting my friend in person for the first time

Slept terribly last night, but I don't feel tired for some reason

Just write, it’s therapeutic

Panic attack

Goodbye Telus, you will not be missed

Finally got the drop I needed in Warframe

At some point, before space rockets, someone climbed a really tall tree, and held the record of being the furthest person from earth

Feels like an election is coming, and I don’t think it will end well

Power’s out. My work laptop is now a battery pack for my phone

Company made record profit, but my pay didn't go up, so why should I care?