I MIGHT HAVE A JOB AGAIN NOW GIVE ME ONE WEEK AND I’LL UPDATE THIS

Jack Off Jill!!!! and banana bread!!!!!

put off a task for months, nearly cried over it yesterday, and just now got it done without issue in 10 minutes. I will not learn from this

I miss Petscop……

the only thing worse than being employed is not being employed

Prometheus had no idea how good he had it. he didn’t have to do fuck all on that rock

(going through one of the worst points of my life) I should start a commonplace book

I wish that I had any creative skill instead of having to just think about the things I want to make

you may often take the insulating properties of your leg hair for granted. don’t forget to be grateful for it

everybody happier than me needs to explode

^ chocolate

is there a specific word for when an organisation wins by doing nothing while its competitors keep fucking themselves over

my laptop isn't letting me name my SD card 'dracula cock' for some reason

I am actual real life kitty don’t you forget this

all I need to do is make a phone call and I'll get a new job. why can't I bring myself to do it. one phone call c'mon

it feels nice to actually want something. checks price. I no longer want anything

lowkey I feel like I’m letting my life fall apart around me but like it’s fine

the new jeans that claim to be the same waist size in inches as ones that fits me perfectly are literally falling off my body. this is hell

The Cure live shows near me this year….. thoughts being thunk. I also wanna start posting writing but nothing I make is good……….

googling difficult words feels like deep cleaning my brain. guess who knows what ameliorate means now. it’s a good looking word. big fan.