bleeding out

i need a carlos the scientist coded bf

got broken up with. yearned. cried. read the song of songs like 20 times. cried some more. abt to have the biggest glow up of my life

even the vibrators are bluetooth connected now we're so doomed once the machines revolt

made masala chai 4 friends today!

back in the fucking building again

unnecesarily excited about tech (figured out the cli spotify downloader and finally making the move from phone to a mp3 player)

cigarettes are just pacifiers for adults man idk

i <3 my beautiful wife

kamele zolte and no executive dysfunction would hit so hard rn

finally gonna change my legal name

amazing and beautiful lizard stories

terrible lizard stories

it's just me hermes and john darnielle tonight huh

everytime i put makeup on it's not to look feminine or some shit but in hopes of channelling tos mr spock

my fun special ability is that i can trace any evil of the modern world back to either reagan thatcher or 9/11

months behind at uni and prolly getting fired from work but screw it we're building a fully animated webbed site