It's 1:00AM and I'm getting really excited about the way car engines work. I wanna know this shit like Scotty knows the Enterprise!

I've consistently been doing a lot more than I thought I would be able to this month. I'm kind of paying for it, though.

You either eat more than one meal a day... or you take care of basic household tasks. To think that one could do BOTH would be absurd!

I've made myself totally sick of crochet for the week-- just in time for me to unfuck all the houseplants I've been neglecting.

Another ROTTEN OUTLET for a ROTTEN MIND.