"the two genders: las vegas and bakersfield"

"hes not the brightest bulb in the bucket. theres another word for it" "hes fucking stupid"

"hes the minecraft steve of yaoi"

it would be fun to style an iori wig i believe

happy birthsdays rosho and light yagami, progenitors of all book learning gays

vibs your ribbon

going to office depot to get flash cards for my country calling codes memorization!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO

i feel so bad for our cat rn, it must feel so awful to get sedated and then wake up after the worlds most extreme enema.......

we played pickleball yesterday in the office before our weekly meeting IT WAS FUNNNNN

YAYAYAYA I CANT WAIT TO GO TO TOUKEN RANBU CUPSLEEVE THIS WEEKEND

i put brown haired anime boys in the blender and drink them to get protein every morning

i dont feel the need for the gabriel plushie because i already have the body pillow of him and its huge lol

sometimes i get super stumped on a new html thing im learning but then it always has the EASIEST solution i love it (unironically)

I KNOW ESPRESSO COOKIE IS MY TYPE DONT BOTHER MEEEEE

rushing through my work so i can get back to my addiction (world geography games dot com)

we did a shoot at a bbq place on thursday and im STILL eating the leftovers i was given. it was like 8 lbs of food

the chokehold these rap battle yaoi men have on me.... [chuckling rubber duck with cigarette gif]

"our first non slow burn rp!!" we say triumphantly to ourselves after it took us 100k words to get to the kiss

ATTENTION ULTRAKILL SQUAD: LETS FUCKING GO https://files.catbox.moe/nbh3mc.jpeg

i love living where there are green palm trees year round and its like 70 degrees today. we are sitting in the sun