the onion i am growing is now almost 2 feet tall

the rainbow goldfish make my poopoo green but i eat them anyway because its fun to see a new color in that there toilet!

WHY IS OMOKAGE GOING TO BE A SMITHING CAMPAIGN OMG. HE SHOULD BE A GUARANTEED REWARD DROP

"shes got stockholder syndrome"

i feel so lucky and blessed to do what i love as a job?? like sometimes i cant believe this is my career, im SO grateful

i found whats eating up all my hard drive space (old phone backups and my scratch disk) and im hellbent on fixing it now

chat i cannot FATHOM that we just got tomo life 2 before silksong

i had a epic burrito for lunch. but theres only a taco emoticon

i eating the shit out of these whoppers robins eggs

i cant be the only one who misses robo ky's old voice....the gg accent core era emotionless computer voice

oomf mentioned hollow knight. the floodgates are open. AUTISM ATTACK

its gonna be almost 90 degrees by tomorrow, welcome to the WEST COAST BABAY

id wife up TARS from interstellar

VENOM MARCH 24

THE AMOUNT IM GONNA CRY AT THE NARUTO SYMPHONY. THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD AND MY LIFE.. THIS IS THE REASON I MADE FRIENDS. NARUTO CHANGED MEEEEEE

im crazy about lunacy 1996 sega saturn. you might even say im a LUNATIC

unexpected orion character development: mormon??????????

current rp word count: 137,471 (in 3 months)

we went to nakata and got ice cream.... amanda came with us!

whats this? and i know what you guys are gonna say. its a chicken tender. no. no its not