i like driving an old car cuz i drive like im playing GTA and i would be too scared of damaging a nice car to do aerial flips and such

HAPPY EASTER HE IS NOT HERE FOR HE IS RISENNNNN HOES RUAAHHHHHHH

"inviting my enemies over call that oppy playtime"

idk how but i keep forgetting what season its about to be.... like is it gonna be summer or winter man idk

i rode my bike off a parking garage once and people still wonder why i struggle to put to-go lids on cups properly. look at me bro

teensies electric final theme from rayman arena goes so incredibly hard it literally brings tears to my eyes

con is 7 days away and i still dont even know who im cosplaying on day 3......just living laughing loving

the end of monsters inc where they discover that ENERGY comes from laughter is how i felt the first time i told a joke in elementary school

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THE CROCODILE ROCK I GO CRAZY LIKE IVE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE

I JUST GOT MY DREAM PET ON CHICKEN SMOOTHIE AHHHHHHH AT LONG LAST https://www.chickensmoothie.com/viewpet.php?id=386698861

how it feels when your hypmic crackships baby is canon in tkrb

my manly tract of land is being occupied by that demon douche prussia

only the lord knows how much i truly love saiki kusuo

i promise i will make a blog post and update my site soon LMAO i am so distracted with work/rping/chicken smoothie/life

why fight over what ships are canon when you can create the most improbable noncanon cracked out shit in existence and have fun with it

dan avidans cover of teardrop (house md) goes absolutely crazy tbh

i caught the con flu at the naruto symphony apparently OTL

I LAUGHED TO TEARS AT SO MANY POINTS DURING THE SYMPHONY AND SCREAMED MY VOICE IS GONE. ALSO CAS GOT THE SASUKE EGG

"i wanted orochimaru carnally"

"skibidi rizz fortnite. i love ohio"