My birds are tearing the fuck out of some papers behind me while i'm trying to work

I feel paternal towards the first transgenic glowing monkey in my gene engineering notes

I have to draw something or they will kill me and eat my organs

I'm being gangstalked by ants

Tomorrow i'll have 73 million beers! It's 73 million beers day! I'm so excited i am shaking and ending people's lives with my bare hands

Let's all kill just kill everyone

Happy new year! May 2026 bring everyone many blessings and bring me thousands of beer.

Ignoring my other programming assignment to work on my website instead

I did not survive those midterms

It's my birthing day... As a gift god took my leg pain away

I have too much work.. But i want to draw gay porn...

Took a small break from studying, got caught in a little earthquake. Hell yeah brother

Busy with commissions, classes and drinking a shit ton, hooray