hot bitches love a cheetah print anything

you aren’t “unhinged” u just did something that requires effort

some of y’all men are fine too bad im queer

been reading reddits instead of watching yt shorts and these bitches are top level insane

baking bread :)

“you only fail if you stop writing.” bitch i cannot keep my eyes open

yeah i love coconut

whats that shit abt successfully procrastinating by completing other tasks?? cause im doing it

shoulder bags are a scam!! who’s actually wearing that

that boy in my dreams was so fine he’s the only man i’d date

“whats so bad abt being with me?” ur a literal fucking villian and she’s trapped in her own body dumbass

miss piggy looked soooo good thats my icon

can we all please stop using womens bodies for shock value on tv

bending over to tie ur shoes is so embarrassing

you would never be more important to me than my sister. know your place

im not playing w this mf passport photo i WILL look good

y’all should never have let me discover restaurant tycoon 3

thanks william u just saved me 200 hundred dollars

local queer goes into Sapphic Panic because of gym crush!

bitch under the safety car????