who knew being lesbian came with having to learn all this fucking lore

forgot i can’t ethically get off in this state

as soon as i deleted my social medias i stopped giving a fuck about how my body looked, just if it was healthy

miss parton??? today???

hot bitches love a cheetah print anything

you aren’t “unhinged” u just did something that requires effort

some of y’all men are fine too bad im queer

been reading reddits instead of watching yt shorts and these bitches are top level insane

baking bread :)

“you only fail if you stop writing.” bitch i cannot keep my eyes open

yeah i love coconut

whats that shit abt successfully procrastinating by completing other tasks?? cause im doing it

shoulder bags are a scam!! who’s actually wearing that

that boy in my dreams was so fine he’s the only man i’d date

“whats so bad abt being with me?” ur a literal fucking villian and she’s trapped in her own body dumbass

miss piggy looked soooo good thats my icon

can we all please stop using womens bodies for shock value on tv

bending over to tie ur shoes is so embarrassing

you would never be more important to me than my sister. know your place

im not playing w this mf passport photo i WILL look good