yeah i love coconut

whats that shit abt successfully procrastinating by completing other tasks?? cause im doing it

shoulder bags are a scam!! who’s actually wearing that

that boy in my dreams was so fine he’s the only man i’d date

“whats so bad abt being with me?” ur a literal fucking villian and she’s trapped in her own body dumbass

miss piggy looked soooo good thats my icon

can we all please stop using womens bodies for shock value on tv

bending over to tie ur shoes is so embarrassing

you would never be more important to me than my sister. know your place

im not playing w this mf passport photo i WILL look good

y’all should never have let me discover restaurant tycoon 3

thanks william u just saved me 200 hundred dollars

local queer goes into Sapphic Panic because of gym crush!

bitch under the safety car????

bitch PLEASE win

my hair looks so curly and bouncy and sexy today goodness

yeah fresh tastes better but who the fuck is gonna peel garlic? boooo

“this collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate.”

bitch! golfing is hard!

y no encontre ojos asi, como los que tienes tu