What would be nice if the doordash estimate for time between orders was ever true -_-

FUCK AI AND FUCK OFF IF YOU WANT ME TO USE IT

Finally going through all my bookmarks and cleaning things up. I have way too many tabs that are either broken or I don't visit anymore lol

ITS TIME TO COMMIT CHAOS CRIMES

Final recovery day after returning from my week trip to visit the love of my life.

AFTER A 4 HOUR DELAY I FINALLY MADE IT TO VEGAS, ONWARD TO THE NEXT LEG

No time for nonsense, dad is coming by with the car and I need to at least make sure my house is somewhat clean before he gets here

TELl ME WHY MY ASS FOUND MY OLD TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD FANFIC ON WATTPAD FROM YEARS AGO

I can Feel my skin and bones touching things and it makes me want to murder people

This Valentines day was absolutely wonderful, and I'm so glad to be loved so dearly.

This iframe is a nightmare and Im about ten seconds from kicking god in the balls about it

Mother fucker I can never fix this annoying ass overflow issue, why does god hate me -_-

Maybe....

IN THEORY, I HAVE SOLVED ALL OF MY PROBLEMS FOREVER!

Never sure what the hell is up with the status bar, its always got a weird size to it, but its ok, Im sure Ill figure it out eventually

BIIIIG SLEEPY BUT I GOT A NEW JOB!!!

Evil, evil inability to focus on Fuck or Shit

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

Sometimes you *really* dont wanna work but you remember your credit card bill is duuuuuue

God someone send the coast guard