Little bird on my window. Life is worth living

Woman who thought it was all so tiresome finds out she is more tired than previously thought possible

Mamma mia

Rhinos fucking rock

Millions must study

I HATE minimalism. If my house doesn't look like a ridiculous surrealistic bohemian eyesore then i don't wanna live in it.

Schlong schlayer

The penis purveyor

The dingdong detective

Here comes the cock comedian

PENIS

I'm not based i just fully embraced the cringe in me

Real talk: life is beautiful and being alive is awesome, even though life doesn't really make much sense sometimes... Most of the times...

It's fun to shitpost in status.cafe

Reflexão do dia: melhor um anel no dedo do que um dedo no anel

First day of february wohooooo

A friend of mine showed me one of the menswear dude tweets. He's pretty funny

Maybe instead of having a waifu you should get a job and some therapy to fix your laifu

Two actresses I heavily dislike, and perhaps even despise: Gwyneth Paltrow and Karla Sofia Gascón

I love my boyfriend 💕