URETHRA!!!!

Also mercilessly murdered a COCKROACH. Enjoy DEATH, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

Captured a spider and allowed her to run away in my garden. Enjoy freedom arachnid child

Dragcave is such a lovely little petsite to waste time on

Time for a stretch! Then back to studying!

Little bird on my window. Life is worth living

Woman who thought it was all so tiresome finds out she is more tired than previously thought possible

Mamma mia

Rhinos fucking rock

Millions must study

I HATE minimalism. If my house doesn't look like a ridiculous surrealistic bohemian eyesore then i don't wanna live in it.

Schlong schlayer

The penis purveyor

The dingdong detective

Here comes the cock comedian

PENIS

I'm not based i just fully embraced the cringe in me

Real talk: life is beautiful and being alive is awesome, even though life doesn't really make much sense sometimes... Most of the times...

It's fun to shitpost in status.cafe

Reflexão do dia: melhor um anel no dedo do que um dedo no anel