HEARTBREAKING: desk plushie left inside school backpack for 24 hours straight

"I'M LOSIN' TO A BIRD!"

PINK LEMONADE SOUR BELTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M HAVING A BATH WITH MY RRRUBBER CRRROCODILE

survived my first week of school and bought myself an absurd amount of snacks

SHAPE LAND IS ANIMAL KINGDOM

SKIBIDIBOP M DADA

saw someone say "ska music is the WORST!" you're wrong. BEE ATTACK 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

i'm 10 chapters in Project Hail Mary. would highly recommend it

bummed myself out trying to write a fic, but the thought of giving up forever bummed me out even more, LOL

if i didn't have astraphobia i'd be unstoppable

WOW, YOU GOT THE TETRIS! WOW, YOU'RE THE BEEEEST! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO! TETRIIIIIIIS

chaos... SWISS ROLL!

SEARCH YOUR SOUL AND REAWAKEN THE UNDYING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

deep-cleaned my keyboard and it feels SO good. esp now that my "O" key isn't sticky anymore

"THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL"

personal pizza, give me the strength to finish my WIP. personal pizza, PLEASE

the spring semester has been CONQUERED

my brothers in christ, you can NOT be broke enough to still be taking BetterHelp sponsorships

had a shower so good that my skin feels fresh