they have guns in the new fire emblem... thank you, agarthans!!

activating toddler mode with baby carrots and ranch

just had a horrible Realization about myself oh my god

girl who care

and it's official!

the way he fell over whoa

almost pulled out in front of someone on the highway... i love being a dangerous driver

i just put a Hole in my left eyebrow. im never smoking again

the only thing i know how to do is stare into Space

watch https://youtu.be/mqX9Uq51Nh0

orecchiette

thinking about how White i've been lately. it's getting concerning

feeling lobotomized

i love drinking

this is why i shouldn't drink

yawning every ten seconds, im drinking tears

being on twitter whilst knowing that like 80% of the people posting there are Not Real is genuinely fucking me up #ilovetheinternet

there's something crazy going on behind my eyes

opened my jar of "crunchy" peanut butter only to find 0 whole peanuts inside. im going to kill myself

i miss fireplaces