You will NEVER catch me in a Waymo I promise you

God forbid I’m a sensitive gangsta

I just know that I’m a woman in every lifetime

Having to be up at 6am twice a week to help friends with school bus drop off is like micro-dosing being a parent

Good afternoon and happy first of the month to Knicks fans and Knicks fans only

Truly a no spend day, which means I cooked/ate all my meals at home. Yay me #adulting

J. Cole’s The Fall-Off pure catharsis

(Shouts into the void in millennial)

Pro adult move: book an extra day of PTO. That buffer day between travel and going back to work to gather yourself is crucialllll

Being home for the weekend was cool but it never got above 15 degrees 🥲

lol I love it here, feels like the internet I grew up with

Reading “I miss you anak” tucked into a text convo always feels like a gut-punch. Can’t wait to be home next week

A status update from status updater on mobile

yayyyy