google jury nullification

god save josh johnson

like jesus how am i a real adult who has to give myself a pep talk before every single meal

i so deeply wish i didn’t have an eating disorder

bring back santa clarita diet

my birthday is in exactly a month and i still don’t know what i want to do

if no other sales reps besides joan sends me a gift card for how awesome i was this year i’m rioting

if science was like “we could eliminate cancer forever if everyone wore a mask in public for a year” some people still wouldn’t wear one

i’m so fucking sick of my body

plotting scheming dreaming working towards a better life

everyone say thank you amber the billing supervisor for being rude to a sales rep i hate. i love to see sales reps get spanked in emails.

a party where i stay masked the whole time and everybody else takes turns eating me out send tweet

i’m really excited to decorate my tree tonight. it’s the biggest one i’ve ever bought.

totally forgot how good wax play candles feel brb never leaving my bed again

*gayle belcher voice* guess who’s on new meds

yearly reading goal update: 48/52

i really do love the gay hockey player show i need to reread omgcheckplease

gender of the day is cosmo from the fairly oddparents

“i was in a weird place when i wrote this poem” yeah, it’s a poem

every time someone talks about why they have to use chatgpt i should get to punch them in the face

listening to tupac is all fun and games until he’s like “how long will you mourn me” like dude forever we’re going to mourn you forever