every hand's a winner and every hand's a looewser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETlrQUHf_q8

makin sure that they still love me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsCAS3SuEC0

imadoggo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uysh4mXAzgs

"I would desire a combination of old romance and modern machinery" ~ Flora Thompson

swimmin in a fish bowl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfyKDzcxcPQ

as good as good ever gets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvxEMrarys

cutting grass is lame. wild grass looks more interesting and brings flowers, butterflies, & bees.

maybe deer are so dumb cause they're so spoiled -- infinite grass, water dew in the morning, no predators near cities other than trucks

parents should give kids a (joke filled but wisdomy) welcome packet and orientation session at every birthday, e.g. "welcome to 13"

sounds like home to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-67X3cIa_-w

felt so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auFlxXFV9M4

blue heelers don't look blue. are they named that cause they're bipolar and they're super depressed when they're not actin so spunky?

the steel guitar is just hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06o-EYH9svs

i sit around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-7wC2HtZ0

itsokay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoMv5KR1d4o

refrigerators are so fuckin cool

coy and conscientious mix poorly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOCEbY-nNn0

block 'em out, bobby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYH_wrVEpI0

sometimes i forget how fucking awesome i am. and then i'm doing something awesome and i'm like, "oh yeah!"

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