i hope no one asks me to hold a baby today

Move over bananas, I am having a citrus fruit awakening

Forgot to listen to Christmas music do we think it's too late

when i was a child i thought there would be more rube goldberg machines

what else can we do but keep trying

hate when my manager calls me while im doing important shit like making a chicken salad sandwich or playing video games

voting abroad. chatting w the clerk about TX maybe going blue & the lady behind says 'YES! im voting in TX too!!' ... day made.