chatbox reopened, ok?

WATER ICE SALT AYE WATER ICE SALT AYE

QUEER TTPRG AFTERNOON WAS SO GOOD. THANK GOD FOR TGIRLS

inviting my college friend to the queer dnd event

im gonna read american psycho and the last unicorn and warrior cats next. heh

im gonna read american and the last unicorn next. heh

my cat keeps playing with the faulty and personally unreachable electrical outlet under my bed dawg we're gonna die

i dont celebrate christmas please accomodate me by burning your gifts and throwing out your tree. thank you

THEY FUMBLED THE PISS SAGA SO FUCKIGN BA. IT GOT WORLDWIDE MEDIA COVERAGE AND SCARED THE PISS ARTIST AWAY FUCK YOU

its christmas so that means my favorite yaoi couples are going on christmas dates right about now SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

gonna finish the piss bottle saga. whos the strange white man in his 30s dropping them off every day

damn i cant afford my meds and my mom wont let me eat. merry christmas

i have so many email adresses across so many providers that ive genuinely lost an handful of accounts to not knowing which one i used for it

i still havent finisned the piss bottle investigation saga. whos the 11pm white guy dropping those shits off. this is beyond satire

full week and a half of pure unfiltered happines and then bam. i remember christmas is a thing. day ruined #fuckholidays

oh my god theyre analyzing the piss bottles they stole now. goodnight

sorry theyre gonna inspect the bottles like they have the tech to analyze human dna?

every other statuscafe user is gonna see me liveblogging the piss saga and get so scared

THE PISS BOTTLES ARE COMING FROM BEYOND THE WALL???? WHITE MAN IN HIS 30S DROPPING THEM OFF AT 11PM?? DUDE