damn i cant afford my meds and my mom wont let me eat. merry christmas

i have so many email adresses across so many providers that ive genuinely lost an handful of accounts to not knowing which one i used for it

i still havent finisned the piss bottle investigation saga. whos the 11pm white guy dropping those shits off. this is beyond satire

full week and a half of pure unfiltered happines and then bam. i remember christmas is a thing. day ruined #fuckholidays

oh my god theyre analyzing the piss bottles they stole now. goodnight

sorry theyre gonna inspect the bottles like they have the tech to analyze human dna?

every other statuscafe user is gonna see me liveblogging the piss saga and get so scared

THE PISS BOTTLES ARE COMING FROM BEYOND THE WALL???? WHITE MAN IN HIS 30S DROPPING THEM OFF AT 11PM?? DUDE