dracula stole my horse

does anyone else use taking a shower as a mental reset button

this month's i spy is up! :) https://joro.nu/ispy/1225

do i make more sense if i tell you i was extremely into trans-siberian orchestra as a tween

haven't had a weekend off with my husband in tooooo long i'm excited for our day trip

my problem is that i'm dib's brain in gaz's body

new dragon adventuring party let's goooo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAAAAND~

got a job interview on friday, wish me luck y'all

tired of being tired

haven't smoked in a week and swear i'm somehow getting weirder and sillier the longer this t break goes

i think i have rheumatoid arthritis lol

bro i literally hate coconut crabs.

new i spy page online lfg

have talked to someone daily for 17 years and they haven't wished me a happy birthday literally once even when reminded the day before

i'm not going to no call no show this job so i can keep it on my resume but they're making it SO TEMPTING

lol my hours at work got cut again, sick

hey guys life advice don't develop a roughly 650mg-of-caffeine-a-day habit and then go cold turkey

crrraaamppps HHRRUUGGHGHRRGH

was reminded of campbell's soup at hand & it touched such a deep, obscure wrinkle of my brain that it felt like a sleeper agent activation