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jordie πŸ€’ 309 days ago

i want cereal so bad…

jordie 🌈 309 days ago

i bought crayons

jordie πŸ“Ί 309 days ago

hesitation is my mirror

jordie 🎱 310 days ago

i love not caring about sports anymore

jordie πŸ’» 311 days ago

everyday carry is my roman empire

jordie πŸ’‘ 313 days ago

me, i think i found it

jordie πŸ’€ 313 days ago

the artifice of effortlessness is my prison

jordie πŸ’» 314 days ago

emails: queued

jordie πŸ˜‡ 316 days ago

hobbies: saying no

jordie πŸ€’ 316 days ago

high cholesterol

jordie 🌧️ 318 days ago

i can see clearly now (new windshield wipers)

jordie 🎢 319 days ago

small brain: forgot my airpods.. big brain: having multiple pairs of wired headphones allocated to different bags for when i forget airpods

jordie πŸ’€ 319 days ago

putting Reading the Room on my resume.. i’m great at it

jordie πŸ€’ 319 days ago

I keep falling for it (capitalism)

jordie πŸ™‚ 322 days ago

nothing ruins the vibe like having ur least favorite barista…

jordie ✏️ 329 days ago

life isn’t just talking

jordie πŸ˜‡ 334 days ago

saying no to work is so powerful

jordie πŸ«– 336 days ago

i know i said matcha latte is out but banana matcha latte kinda slay..

jordie πŸ™‚ 337 days ago

how did i just sleep for 12 hours

jordie ✏️ 343 days ago

personal references as footnotes

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