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jordie 🤔 219 days ago

as an oregonian, given the choice why would you pump your own gas….

jordie 🥰 220 days ago

all is right in the world (i’m still in bed at 11am)

jordie 🤐 222 days ago

imo sabrina carpenter is for horny swifties

jordie 😭 222 days ago

i’m sorry if a softboi sent me talking heads smashing pumpkins bicep i would fall for it everytime

jordie 😭 224 days ago

gay brain rot

jordie 🤐 224 days ago

validation is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

jordie ❄️ 224 days ago

i’m under 3 blankets

jordie 👽 225 days ago

damn you ever watch alien…

jordie 🥺 227 days ago

sensitive

jordie 🤖 228 days ago

someone has to do a tekken rave plsss

jordie 📖 228 days ago

—that it is both more truthful and better not to know who you are, that it is preferable to slip, shift or float than to know, stop or stay.

jordie ❄️ 229 days ago

for the plot… do i want to go to new york for new years and frost children at knockdown

jordie 🤩 229 days ago

one thing i like about work is you can blame work for anything

jordie 🎶 229 days ago

know who you are at every age (single)

jordie 😱 231 days ago

damn you ever listen to radiohead

jordie 🎤 232 days ago

i’m high listening to pink floyd for the first time maybe straight men were onto something

jordie 🤐 233 days ago

my greatest fear is being singled out by a comedian

jordie 😡 234 days ago

returning to my inner child (screaming while playing tekken)

jordie 📱 234 days ago

you ever go through your 223 open tabs? lots of good stuff in there..

jordie 💀 235 days ago

being in new york broke my dating app addiction purely because no one is hot back home!!

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