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jordie 🎶 217 days ago

small brain: forgot my airpods.. big brain: having multiple pairs of wired headphones allocated to different bags for when i forget airpods

jordie 💀 217 days ago

putting Reading the Room on my resume.. i’m great at it

jordie 🤒 217 days ago

I keep falling for it (capitalism)

jordie 🙂 220 days ago

nothing ruins the vibe like having ur least favorite barista…

jordie ✏️ 227 days ago

life isn’t just talking

jordie 😇 232 days ago

saying no to work is so powerful

jordie 🫖 234 days ago

i know i said matcha latte is out but banana matcha latte kinda slay..

jordie 🙂 235 days ago

how did i just sleep for 12 hours

jordie ✏️ 241 days ago

personal references as footnotes

jordie 🙂 241 days ago

no more talking about quitting my job...

jordie 🥳 242 days ago

finished first book for the year!

jordie 😱 243 days ago

i’ve gone to two grocery stores and they’ve both been out of everything bagels…

jordie 🤖 244 days ago

dusty blue

jordie 🌈 244 days ago

little fruit

jordie 📰 246 days ago

has anyone discovered a good position for reading…

jordie 🥱 246 days ago

if it wasn’t for the evacuation alarm i would still be bed rotting

jordie 💤 247 days ago

new year.. still tired!!

jordie 💀 248 days ago

i really can't go outside without running into someone

jordie 🥹 249 days ago

IMPORTANT NEWS: saw dog riding in wagon

jordie 😭 250 days ago

they forgot my sweet and sour sauce

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