its probably still sunday somewhere

im with stupid →

KEVIN!!

launching projectiles at work

yippee

fetch('groceries')

Pythagoras didn’t die for me to solve his problems

rison :3

i mean, give a dog a bone

KEYCAPS ARRIVED!!

Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me.

the doctor said I had blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican

doing the dishes

i pronounce it "gif"

first we mine, then we craft

HWTMR

my biggest flex is that i remember my bios key

bigotry at work

man if only i had a slowness potion right now

it's snowing !!!!