I was meant to wear the smallest shorts ever and a big ass sweater. If my ass aint hanging out, I dont want it.

Every day I thank god that im not a bald hobosexual dude nearing his 40s with no real prospects or career. Life could actually suck!

I will never get over the way everything ever is easier than everybody makes it seem to be. I fuckin hate all u gatekeeping bitches

yeah no Im not giving u any more of me to use to romance someone else lol u can get sum with ur own personality n interests n leave me alone

70 degrees today!!!! Its fucking tiny clothing weather!!!! I survived winter!!

You can't escape the picture frames. They keep me from being all alone.

My jade handled higonokami knife can NOT come to me fast enough oughhhhh its so pretty i just want to hold it auuughhh

Ough knowing someone u luv is going through something so hard and you cant do anything about it sucks so much

no yeah let me just rip this IV out and cancel my chest xray so that I can make sure to fucking meet you at ur whim

See, you're always SAYING you're gonna do shit, and then you never DO.

And then uuuuhhhh..... and then uhhh....then uhhh.....

Do you guys think the eternal worm is gonna devour the earth any time soon or?.... asking for a friend.

Que harias por verme asi???? Hmmmm????

Damn baby are those heart palpitations or am I just happy to see you!

Ouuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhh aauauuuuuggghhhhhh uuugh. Ugh.

Lets spend a while manually calibrating pentablet monitors in the CLI together

"ur the least gooning gooner I've ever met" what an exotic and brand new sentence you just made up!

JARVIS. OPEN UP EVERY TAB.

Funny you should aaaaaaaaaaask, cuz i dont rememberrrrrrrrrrrr

I like it when some1 convinces u to confide in them, so u do, and then they loldontcarekthxbye on yer ass. Im good at finding shitty friends